SNAP Worker Excited To Relax After a Tough Two Hours in the Cabaret
Darren Polsky, a S.N.A.P worker at Marist College, is excited to go home and relax after a tough two hours in the cabaret.
Darren Polsky, a S.N.A.P worker at Marist College, is excited to go home and relax after a tough two hours in the cabaret.
As classes recommence, students all over campus are preparing to one-up each others’ spring break stories. The past weekend has been crucial for many, giving them time to make the necessary revisions to what actually happened.
Optimistic reports have been released regarding the construction on the rotunda, showing that it should definitely be completed within our lifetime.
The installment of street signs on the Marist campus has helped administrators remember why they never make decisions while stoned.
A recent study has shown that Don Carson, a Marist student with an overwhelming alpha-male personality, definitely drinks more than you.
Marist student Jeff Daley just wants everyone to know that he is totally cool with the idea of gay people–just not when they act all gay.
Dyson Center- Recent Marist student and “that kid who always left halfway through night class” Don Cristian received dreadful news yesterday after a two year battle with the Marist Criminal Justice Department – he was flunking all of his classes and would be forced to permanently end his quest for a Bachelor’s degree in Criminal…
A local bouncer has reportedly had the audacity to do his job and deny entry to a student with a fake I.D. Jeremy McCormack–the accused bouncer–is an employee of Mahoney’s Irish Pub, and has caused a wave of protest throughout the Marist community through his controversial actions.
As construction on the rotunda continues, the majority of Marist faculty and students agree that the campus-wide renovations within the past few years must be preparations for a medieval-style siege. The castle-like architecture and stone facades are ideal for defending against an assault from an enemy nation that still utilizes the feudal system.
Actor Kevin Bacon has recently expressed outrage over Poughkeepsie’s “Party Nuisance” law passed a few weeks ago. According to eye-witness accounts, Bacon has been dancing “loosely” in defiance to this anti-party law.
Writers from The Dead Fox reportedly really wanted to recommence publishing articles today, but were just a little too hungover from syllabus week to give it their all. Coming off of a quiet summer, Dead Fox writers decided it was time to buckle down and write something that will allow them to stall a bit…
Hancock 2012 Uninterested non-major students conned into taking a humanities class by their malicious advisors lamented this morning at the sound of Pat Germon’s voice. Germon, who is easily the most annoying member of Dr. Schultz’ Ethics and Morality class, disgusts fellow students with his well-formed and rationally argued ideas which often times relate…
Like, so everyone’s been talking about this Dead Fox thing, so I checked it out, and like what? The first thing I saw was that Jay-z was running for president, and I was like ummm do your research. I follow him on twitter and he totally would have said something about it by now.
Josh Houston, an accounting major here at Marist College, recently declared that he’s not really doing it for the money. Like all risky careers, Houston is driven by passion, a passion ignited the first time he witnessed a financial statement written right before his eyes.
Matthew Mcconaughey revealed in his Oscar acceptance speech that his hero is himself in ten years, and a new study has shown that everyone else in the world also sees future Matthew Mcconaughey as their hero. People from all over the world have spoken out about their experiences after the Oscars.