Like, so everyone’s been talking about this Dead Fox thing, so I checked it out, and like what? The first thing I saw was that Jay-z was running for president, and I was like ummm do your research. I follow him on twitter and he totally would have said something about it by now.
Josh Houston, an accounting major here at Marist College, recently declared that he’s not really doing it for the money. Like all risky careers, Houston is driven by passion, a passion ignited the first time he witnessed a financial statement written right before his eyes.
Matthew Mcconaughey revealed in his Oscar acceptance speech that his hero is himself in ten years, and a new study has shown that everyone else in the world also sees future Matthew Mcconaughey as their hero. People from all over the world have spoken out about their experiences after the Oscars.
Nicole Johnson, long time girlfriend of Casey Dillon, reportedly just wanted to have sex for Valentine’s Day. Dillon, widely known as a hopeless romantic, spent that day giving her necessary gifts that, according to Johnson, could have easily been substituted for a quickie in the bathroom.
Students and alumni were overwhelmed with disgust after reading a recently published HuffPost article listing the ten highest paid college presidents in the country. Marist President Dennis Murray rang in at number three, reportedly earning over two million dollars a year for leading an institution “dedicated to helping students develop the intellect, character, and skills …
Denver Broncos head coach John Fox was really proud of Bruno Mars yesterday. Fox was originally skeptical of the pop singer, but his opinion completely turned around after Mars finished his half time show set.
Jimmy Pacer, a notoriously ugly and timid boy from New Jersey, has received no matches on the popular dating app Tinder. Pacer came to Marist College this year, hoping to change his self-image by becoming less ugly and shy. So far, however, he has had little success and is especially disappointed in his inability to…