As classes recommence, students all over campus are preparing to one-up each others’ spring break stories. The past weekend has been crucial for many, giving them time to make the necessary revisions to what actually happened.
A recent study has shown that Don Carson, a Marist student with an overwhelming alpha-male personality, definitely drinks more than you.
Marist student Jeff Daley just wants everyone to know that he is totally cool with the idea of gay people–just not when they act all gay.
A local bouncer has reportedly had the audacity to do his job and deny entry to a student with a fake I.D. Jeremy McCormack–the accused bouncer–is an employee of Mahoney’s Irish Pub, and has caused a wave of protest throughout the Marist community through his controversial actions.
Nicole Johnson, long time girlfriend of Casey Dillon, reportedly just wanted to have sex for Valentine’s Day. Dillon, widely known as a hopeless romantic, spent that day giving her necessary gifts that, according to Johnson, could have easily been substituted for a quickie in the bathroom.
Jimmy Pacer, a notoriously ugly and timid boy from New Jersey, has received no matches on the popular dating app Tinder. Pacer came to Marist College this year, hoping to change his self-image by becoming less ugly and shy. So far, however, he has had little success and is especially disappointed in his inability to…
Marist student Cassandra Hartman found a BuzzFeed article yesterday that was literally so her. After logging in to Facebook and realizing she had no notifications, a dejected Hartman scrolled through her news feed until she stumbled across her friend’s status, which provided a link for an article called “37 Reasons You Know You’re A Fashion…