Shy, Ugly Kid Gets No Tinder Matches

Jimmy Pacer, a notoriously ugly and timid boy from New Jersey, has received no matches on the popular dating app Tinder. Pacer came to Marist College this year, hoping to change his self-image by becoming less ugly and shy. So far, however, he has had little success and is especially disappointed in his inability to…

Girl Finds BuzzFeed Article That is So Her

Marist student Cassandra Hartman found a BuzzFeed article yesterday that was literally so her. After logging in to Facebook and realizing she had no notifications, a dejected Hartman scrolled through her news feed until she stumbled across her friend’s status, which provided a link for an article called “37 Reasons You Know You’re A Fashion…