Student DJ Remains Unsuccessful

The student DJ known as ZigZag continued to be mediocre today. ZigZag, best for his work as ‘That Guy In The Corner At That Frat Party Everyone Regretted Going To’, recently released a new track today on his Facebook page. The song received six likes and currently has fourteen plays.

Michael Bay: The robot who wished he could feel

  Reporters gasped in shock last Tuesday when Michael Bay, after announcing his intention to make at least ten Transformers films, revealed that he is actually a robot in human disguise. Bay, best known for numbing America’s minds with two and a half hour pyrotechnics displays in the Transformers series and butchering American history in…