Denver Broncos head coach John Fox was really proud of Bruno Mars yesterday. Fox was originally skeptical of the pop singer, but his opinion completely turned around after Mars finished his half time show set.
Peyton Manning reportedly spent his Tuesday off thinking about how much of a fucking prick Papa John is. In a recent interview, Manning revealed that every time he has to say “better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John’s,” he quite literally wants to kill himself.
Following the discovery of a giant styrofoam head floating in the Hudson River, the Marist rowing team basked in the limelight of a spike in student interest. The head has been missing for months now, though, and Coach Matt Lavin fears their golden age is coming to an end.