Dead Fox Writers Too Hungover From Syllabus Week to Start Writing Real Articles Again

A hungover Dead Fox writer sleeps mid-article. Or maybe it's just one of the other 4,000 Marist students who binge drank last night.

A hungover Dead Fox writer sleeps mid-article. Or maybe it’s just one of the other 4,000 Marist students who binge drank last night.

Writers from The Dead Fox reportedly really wanted to recommence publishing articles today, but were just a little too hungover from syllabus week to give it their all. Coming off of a quiet summer, Dead Fox writers decided it was time to buckle down and write something that will allow them to stall a bit longer.

“Our faithful readers deserve our undivided attention,” said a writer who preferred to remain anonymous. “I’m sure we’ll give it to them eventually.”

Standard writing procedures such as proofreding will return shortlyy, but for now the writers are just too severely dehydrated to give a shit about proper English. Other normal activities such as frequent articles, quality prose, and the general feeling that they should stop consuming copious amounts of alcohol are expected to resume within a week.

Writers allegedly had much more to say in this article–and honestly planned on writing it all down–until their friends said “syllabus week, bro.” The current whereabouts of the Dead Fox staff are unknown, but studies suggest they are most likely stumbling around Darby O’ Gills, postponing their intense desire to write halfway decent material.

Cuz, like, syllabus week, bro.

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