Denver Broncos head coach John Fox was really proud of Bruno Mars yesterday. Fox was originally skeptical of the pop singer, but his opinion completely turned around after Mars finished his half time show set.
“It was electrifying,” said a starry eyed Fox. “Pop music isn’t dead!”
After Mars’ halftime performance, the Denver Broncos continued to be completely shut down by the Seattle Seahawks. As the Seahawks proceeded to score their fourth touchdown, Fox fondly recalled Mars’ touching performance of “Just the Way You Are” and began to tear up.
When asked about his team’s lackluster performance, Fox admitted that he “really underestimated how talented Bruno Mars was. Who knew he could dance like that?”
As the game came to a close, with a lopsided final score of 43-8, Fox rushed his obligatory handshake with Seattle coach Pete Carroll and ran out of the stadium to find Mars’ tour bus. “I was definitely upset with how things turned out at the Super Bowl this year. I really wanted to catch Bruno before he left.”